Just when I think I have a final Top Ten Of The Stupidest Things I’ve Ever Heard, I stumble across something like this that makes me revamp the list:
So I was casting about for a specific video on YouTube on American Dad (the musical number where Stan sings about he doesn’t want a partner, he wants a wife), and I stumbled into the tangled throes of a conspiracy theory based on some pretty wild allusions, delusions, and replete with bibble-driven allegories.
The first embedded video is actually some crazed conspirotard claiming there’s hidden messages in an American Dad episode.
What this fellow specifically talking about is one Project Blue Beam, which is rumored to beam data directly into the human brain.
First up, is the ‘Free Press International’ commentary, which I found here, and then here. (Note: I love the first link, which specifically claims that “The International Free Press network is not a religious group, neither is it a political organization, but an independent worldwide investigation press agency in the field of politics, economics, medical and military.”, and then goes on at length about the advent of the Antichrist and New World Order, ad nauseum).
[Note: Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of heart disease. Serge was in Canada. The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge's daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam. His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced by Project Blue Beam.]
Really, this is adorable. Not that the man died of a heart attack, but that two ‘journalists’ did so while investigating this. Cue the X-Files whistle music. People do die of heart attacks regardless of a non-history, just as non-smokers die of lung cancer. No name for the second fellow. No citations. Bald assertions streaking across the page.
The infamous NASA [National Aeronautics and Space Administration] Blue Beam Project has four different steps in order to implement the new age religion with the Antichrist at its head. We must remember that the new age religion is the very foundation for the new world government, without which religion the dictatorship of the new world order is completely impossible. I’ll repeat that: Without a universal belief in the new age religion, the success of the new world order will be impossible! That is why the Blue Beam Project is so important to them, but has been so well hidden until now.
“New Age Religion'” is christlation for ‘them damn hippie tree-huggin’ pagan bastards!’ This bozo’s been watching way too many episodes of the Left Behind series, I’d guess.
Then we get this nonsense from a website titled ‘Sweet Liberty’:
Following is the transcript of a taped presentation by Serge Monast, a French-speaking Canadian journalist. Although there was no date on the tape, Monast speaks of 1983 as "eleven years ago", so we will assume this talk took place in 1994. We heard rumors from time to time of harassment against Mr. Monast, and later had heard that he was killed. That is an unconfirmed (by us) report.
Because the tape from which we transcribed was not of high quality, and along with the very heavy French accent, we were unable to make out some of the words. We had to guess at the spelling of some of the names. If -- as you read -- you find words incorrectly spelled or can fill in any of the gaps, please contact me.
I've decided to transcribe this tape because the information relates to events occurring today. The projected time-line was off target, because Mr. Monast expected the plan to be fulfilled by the year 2,000... as did many.
He also indicated during the presentation that the planners had originally set the date for 1983. That could explain the title of George Orwell's book, 1984.
The date 1984 ('85) also jives with information presented to a special Legislative Committee in Illinois in 1978 studying the effects of Regionalism on the State, by a gentleman who testified that:
he was a former secret courier for the National Security Agency;
the 'official position of the U.S. Government is to change this form of government to Socialism... via Regionalism'; and that;
"the logic behind this is that when the new order takes place, which is scheduled around the 1985 period, that the representation for the committee that will sit on the world council will be very equal to the population of the European countries."
(speaking of intended numbers of populations in each region being limited to about 20 million each so no 'region' could ever effectively gain independence from the World Government).
Off the subject, yet not. . . Regionalism is being sewed up nice and tightly right in our own back yards. . . local levels of government. Will you just 'let it happen'?
You will also want to read Betty Mill's Vision and Circles of Power, from 1991. Betty knew of Project Blue Beam, although when she made the tape she did not know or know of Serge Monast. Betty went Home last January, where she is at peace from the awful ability - we never decided whether it was a gift or a curse - to see far beyond the illusion of what has been presented to the terrible intentions lurking behind the unfolding events. I dedicate to her with deep, deep love and gratitude - for her love for all of us, and her precious friendship and mentoring to me - this confirmation of her unearthly insight.
So did you get all that? Monast (if he ever existed) expected all this to be implemented by the year 2000 (here it is ought 9, and no sightings), and yet the ‘New World Order’ was scheduled for around 1985, and he mentions this ridiculous tape by one Betty Mill, and the only place this is mentioned is on that website. Basically, it’s a recycle of all the old bullshit – there’s a Satanic secret society plotting in the shadows to overthrow the current world governments, secretive anecdotes (‘I can’t give you a citation, or they’ll come kill you and me!’), a lot of loosely knit unrelated events that add up in the crackpot pit of mind to TOTAL WORLD DOMINION as predicted by Nostradumbass or St. John the Hallucinatory.
Oh, and the Betty Mill is vastly amusing. References to Bush’s (Sr.) 1990 speech to the UN (did he say New World Oder? He did! It’s a code word! He’s in on it! Yeah, guy was talking world peace, so that’s what that qualifies, the title is FREEDOM FROM WAR, for Pete's sake.), Malachi’s The Keys of Blood, just more crazy quilt contextomy.
PROJECT BLUE BEAM
The infamous NASA Blue Beam Project has four different steps in order to implement the new age religion with the antichrist at its head. We must remember that the new age religion is the very foundation for the new world government, without which religion the dictatorship of the new world order is completely impossible. I'll repeat that: Without a universal belief in the new age religion, the success of the new world order will be impossible! That is why the Blue Beam Project is so important to them, but has been so well hidden until now.
Oh wait, where’d we hear that one before?
The first step concerns the breakdown of all archeological knowledge. It deals with the setup with artificially created earthquakes at certain precise locations on the planet where, supposedly, new discoveries will finally explain to all people the error of all fundamental religious doctrines. The falsification of this information will be used to make all nations believe that their religious doctrines have been misunderstood for centuries and misinterpreted. Psychological preparations for that first step have already been implemented with the film, "2001: A Space Oddessy;" the StarTrek series, and "Star Wars;" all of which deal with invasions from space and the coming together of all nations to repel the invaders. The last films, "Jurrassic Park," deals with the theories of evolution, and claim God's words are lies.
Ah, a larger case of denial I’ve not seen. Are you fucking kidding me? Where have these ‘discoveries’ been unearthed by earthquakes? And I somehow doubt that any ‘earthquake machines’ have been created, let alone possess the required finesse to pinpoint and open a fissure. I’m not saying that earthquakes don’t unearth archeological finds – sure they do. But the ‘error of all fundamental religious doctrines’? They’re ALL in error. Historically, logically, and ironically. But...planting evidence deep underground, and then using seismic technology to unearth it? Do any of these people actually sit down and say this crap out loud, and if they do, do any of them realize, hey, this sounds like a load of horseshit? (Rhetorical question there.)
What is important to understand in the first step is that those earthquakes will hit at different parts of the world where scientific and archeological teachings have indicated that arcane mysteries have been buried. By those types of earthquakes, it will possible for scientists to re-discover those arcane mysteries which will be used to discredit all fundamental religious doctrines. This is the first preparation for the plan for humanity because what they want to do is destroy the beliefs of all Christians and Muslims on the planet. To do that, they need some false "proof" from the far past that will prove to all nations that their religions have all been misinterpreted and misunderstood.
Say whaaa…? Hey, why’d they leave the Jews out? Seriously, that’d be the first attack I’d make in this sci-fi crap. Christianity and Islam are built on the backbone of Judaism. The actuality of the reality is that archeology (sans earthquakes) has pretty much wrecked any of ‘gawd’s truths’ as spouted in those egregiously incorrect texts. Oh, and if you’re wondering where they got the ‘earthquake machine’, it’s actually a pretty common conspiracy patchwork.
The second step involves a gigantic "space show" with three-dimensional optical holograms and sounds, laser projection of multiple holographic images to different parts of the world, each receiving a different image according to predominating regional national religious faith. This new "god's" voice will be speaking in all languages. In order to understand that, we must study various secret services' research done in the last 25 years.
So…are they selling tickets? Note lack of any citations. Which ‘secret services’? KGB? CIA? FBI? Oh wait – let me guess. I’ll need to dose up on way too much coffee and Twinkies, and spend at least 200 hundred hours of ‘reading between the lines’ (or someone else’s mangled versions). ‘The Truth Is Out There’. Yeah, WAY out there.
The Soviet's have perfected an advanced computer, even exported them, and fed them with the minute physio-psycological particulars based on their studies of the anatomy and electro-mechanical composition of the human body, and the studies of the electrical, chemical and biological properties of the human brain.
Yeah, because all the ‘experts’ have such a near seamless command of the human mind. I don’t think so.
These computers were fed, as well, with the languages of all human cultures and their meanings. The dialects of all cultures have been fed into the computers from satellite transmissions. The Soviets began to feed the computers with objective programs like the ones of the new messiah. It also seems that the Soviets - the new world order people - have resorted to suicidal methods with the human society by allocating electronic wavelengths for every person and every society and culture to induce suicidal thoughts if the person doesn't comply with the dictates of the new world order.
Didn’t the USSR collapse? Hmmm… So satellites are pumping suicidal rays into folks who won’t go along, right? How is this NOT a tinfoil hat conspiracy? Is this provable in a lab? Oh wait – because any scientist who’d look too far into the matter will off him/herself. Or have their heads explode like the movie ‘Scanners’.
There are two different aspects of step two. The first is the "space show." Where does the space show come from? The space show, the holographic images will be used in a simulation of the ending during which all nations will be shown scenes which will be the fulfillment of that which they desire to verify the prophecies and adversary events. These will be projected from satellites onto the sodium layer about 60 miles above the earth. We see tests every once in a while, but they are called UFOs and "flying saucers." The result of these deliberately staged events will be to show the world the new "christ," the new messiah, Matreya, for the immediate implementation of the new world religion. Enough truth will be foisted upon an unsuspecting world to hook them into the lie. "Even the most learned will be deceived." The project has perfected the ability for some device to lift up an enormous number of people, as in a rapture, and whisk the entire group into a never-never land. We see tests of this device in the abduction of humans by those mysterious little alien greys. who snatch people out of their beds and through windows into waiting "mother ships."
Yeah, this sounds extremely unlikely. Why? Because the Earth rotates, for one thing. So people getting a ‘vision’ on one side of the planet doesn’t take into account the other half will be in various stages of sleep. And with humanity’s capacity for self-deception, I can accurately predict that 50% of those folks (especially in the US) will refuse to believe it. And alien abduction is pretty much the venue of the mentally disturbed. I also love how these nutjobs tap into the Rapture nonsense as well.
The calculated resistance to the universal religion and the new messiah and the ensuing holy wars will result in the loss of human life on a scale never imagine before in all of human history. The Blue Beam Project will pretend to be the universal fulfillment of the prophecies of old, as major an event as that which occurred 2,000 years ago. In principle, it will make use of the skies as a movie screen (on the sodium layer at about 60 miles) as space-based laser-generating satellites project simultaneous images to the four corners of the planet in every language and dialect according to the region. It deals with the religious aspect of the new world order and is deception and seduction on a massive scale. Computers will coordinate the satellites and software already in place will run the sky show.
So wait a minute. So there’ll be carefully tailored holographic images (plus narration!) that will be displayed on the sky, that will inform these people of some imminent ‘messiah’. And wait…the sodium layer isn’t a solid wall, and between the diffusion of light in the atmosphere and gravitational lensing, that makes this scenario even more far-fetched. Let’s not even factor in the objective speckle pattern, or the near field speckles. What happened to the ‘images beamed directly into the brain’, anyways? These folks are a few clowns shy of a circus.
Holographic images are based on nearly identical signals combining to produce an image or hologram with deep perspective which is equally applicable to acoustic ELF, VLF and LF waves and optical phenomena. Specifically, the show will consist of multiple holographic images to different parts of the world, each receiving a different image according to the specific national, regional religion. Not a single area will be excluded. With computer animation and sounds appearing to emanate from the very depths of space, astonished ardent followers of the various creeds will witness their own returned messaihs in convincing lifelike reality. Then the projections of Jesus, Mohammed, Buddah, Krishna, etc., will merge into one after correct explanations of the mysteries and revelations will have been disclosed. This one god will, in fact, be the antichrist, who will explain that the various scriptures have been misunderstood and misinterpreted, and that the religions of old are responsible for turning brother against brother, and nation against nation, therefore old religions must be abolished to make way for the new age new world religion, representing the one god antichrist they see before them.
(I can actually see the military ramifications – if you’re fighting full out in the Middle East with a bunch of religious crazies, a holy vision in the skies in the guise of Allah telling them to knock it off would go pretty far. In fact, it’s a great idea, but possible and probable tend to be two very different animals.)
Wow. I mean, just wow. This is a full 30 gallon tinfoil sombrero. This is a powerful illustration of why religion is an anachronism, and why we shouldn’t respect or heed it. It’s a Dunning-Kruger effect (the superiority arises from gleaning illusory clues to a non-existent condition, I’d say, but that’s a guess) on acid. This Apocalypse culture (or cottage industry – take your pick) is dangerous. Because it’s grounded in superstition, and harms society by gleefully predicting the downfall of every social order. How many people bought into this apocalyptic crap, and ruined their own lives, or the lives of others?
Was there a project Blue Beam? There might’ve been. So was Remote Viewing, but that’s been relegated to the purview of the tinfoilers.
These people’s minds and energies are completely misdirected. The only people who are trying to take over the world are the mega-corporations, and that’s for profit. And those fellas just aren’t that organized. And from a historical viewpoint, (almost) all the folks who have attempted world domination lost their asses. Not to the cowboys in the white hats, but to their own arrogance and ineptitude.
As a fantasy novel, or even a graphic novel, this would be a fun read. But we don’t live in a comic book world. That someone would actually believe this nonsense – well, for scariness, I’d rate that as a 9.7 on the Batshit Crazy-ometer.
Of course, I’ll gladly eat these words if all this comes to pass in…let me hazard a guess…in 2012!
Till the next post, then.