You have a 75% chance of going to hell!
So, did you want to go to heaven? Act now, and this site will guarantee no waiting in the queue at the pearly gates! (Funniest part at the bottom reads:
Less than 0.000001% of our travelers have had problems making it to Heaven through this unique, exclusive program.
Hmmm…wonder if I can get frequent flier miles? Oh wait – that’s only if I reincarnate, right?
And for the people you utterly loathe – get them a free ticket to ride…downstairs!
And find out if you’re headed downstairs via the Hell Quiz.