left biblioblography: Up Or Down? Choose, And Make Your Reservations Now!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Up Or Down? Choose, And Make Your Reservations Now!

You have a 75% chance of going to hell!

The Hell Quiz

It's pretty much official, You're going to HELL! If you don't make some big changes in your life, you'll have your very soul ripped from you. Don't let the evil consume you! (Unless you want it to)


So, did you want to go to heaven? Act now, and this site will guarantee no waiting in the queue at the pearly gates! (Funniest part at the bottom reads:

Less than 0.000001% of our travelers have had problems making it to Heaven through this unique, exclusive program.

Hmmm…wonder if I can get frequent flier miles? Oh wait – that’s only if I reincarnate, right?

And for the people you utterly loathe – get them a free ticket to ride…downstairs!

And find out if you’re headed downstairs via the Hell Quiz.

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AcornHunter said...

Only 60%? Looks like I have so killing, cheating, and thieving to do...

Krystalline Apostate said...

I suppose I'll hit a lower Malebolge than you.

Stardust said...

I only got 45%...

You are so evil, KA!