ALLEGORIES GONE WILD: OF RAPTURE, REVELATION AND REIFICATION

I know, I know, I've instituted Formosa's law here, but this website is just beyond funny, beyond belief, just beyond. So far out in left field, the ball hits some innocent bystander in a boat outside the park.

This person, T. Chase, is such a cornucopia of cross-belief, that I'm just...flabbergasted.

Here, lemmee give you a sampling:

In this site Revelation 13, my method of prophecy combines Astrology and other New Age Schools, mythology, religion, the prophecies of Nostradamus, Bible Code in the King James Bible, Bible prophecy, and numerical analysis. In particular, the Book of Revelation of the Bible is discussed, including Chapter 13 on an evil dictator, the Antichrist.
The emphasis of this web site is on predicting the future for years 2006 - 2015. This is a new holistic method of prophecy I have developed.

Nice of him to leave some leeway. 'I've got nine years to get it right'. Holy crap, YAFC (Yet Another Flavor of Christian). As if we're not INUNDATED by these folks. So instead of just dropping a few pet theories, let's throw 'em all in a bag, shake vigorously, and out spews...more crapola.

Here's a sampling of his 'Movies' section:

Next we will discuss the movies and some TV series. The movies being mostly made in Los Angeles, "The City of Angels", this could be a clue that "angels" may send us divine guidance through the movies. This page has links to Amazon.com to make it easy to order movies on DVD or VHS from Amazon. Also see this page on books for recommended reading.


Ooo-oooh! City of Angels? It's a SIGN! GLORY HALLELUJAH! TEACHER HIT ME WITH A RULER...(oops, sorry about the retrogression). If the Hulk was filmed in S.F, which is the 'Whore of Babylon' according to a cross-matrix of Revelation and Genesis, then the great green Behemoth is obviously...GOD'S AVENGER (a cross of Samson and the Jolly Green Giant, since lima beans were the Corinthians' main vegetable dish, mixed in with a liberal dose of Nostradamus, in accordance with a bible matrix code consisting of the letters WTF). Probably the angel from the sixth seal, would be my guess.

Here's a particularly funny POV:

"The Shadow" is a movie of interest to our discussion here, because in this movie Genghis Khan, past King of the Mongols, returns from the past to create an atomic bomb, to start a World War. The movie is set in New York City in the 1930s or 1940s, and The Shadow has psychic powers he uses to battle evil. This is interesting because of the prophecy of a "Great King of Terror", who is "King of the Mongols", in the prophecies of Nostradamus. This I think is either Russian President Putin, who I think is the Third Antichrist of the Prophecies of Nostradamus, and also the Antichrist of Revelation 13, or Dr. Khan of Pakistan, builder of the Islamic Bomb that Muslims could attack the U.S. with, or Osama bin Laden.

Holy crap! Newsflash - IT'S.JUST.A.MOVIE. Fictional. Completely. It gets worse.

""Godzilla". The movie "Godzilla" is relevant to our discussion here, because it is about a beast which rises out of the sea, and that is how the Antichrist is described, as a beast that rises out of the sea. So there could be a message for us in "Godzilla", maybe that New York will be important in the events of Revelation, possibly New York is the New Jerusalem in Revelation. "

Oh yeah, a Japanese guy in a rubber dinosaur suit is a 'message from high'! I wonder if this guy goes around with a stick, and pokes under rocks for angels and demons.

""Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" was a very funny film, where again we see the Antichrist theme as Dr. Evil with his miniature clone. Dr. Evil is clearly a type of Antichrist, attempting to gain world domination, and only Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery, assisted by Felicity Shagwell, can stop him. I thought the funniest character was the fat Scottsman."

Someone's not taking their meds! I find this particularly hysterical:
The Prophecies of Nostradamus: Will the Third Antichrist Rise to Power in Russia as Russian President Putin?

Or, at the bottom of the index page:
"And did I find any King James Bible Code matrices of interest for my own name and this web site?"

I don't know: did you? Three guesses - yep! Sure did!

"I tried as an experiment running a Bible Code search on my own name and the name of this web site, since it seems that so many things can be looked up in the Bible code. This search found some interesting matrices: including an Old Testament matrix from my name, that had meaning for me, in 1 Kings that included 1 Kings 8:41:
"Moreover concerning a stranger, that is not of thy people Israel, but cometh out of a far country for thy name's sake;"
The "T" in my name was at the "t" in "stranger". You will see on this site that I am one of the millions of American Christian supporters of Israel. And also, concerning this web site, this New Testament King James Bible Code matrix, at John 14:23 - Revelation 7:9, was found by searching for REVELATION THIRTEEN (since "Revelation 13" is the name of this web site), my name TCHASE, and also note in this matrix there is: WEB (as in web site)"

And yet, when I do the experiment, running a Bible code on his name and website, cross-referencing Judges, Psalms and Corinthians, I come up with 'paranoid schizophrenic suffering from Temporal Lobe Epilepsy'. (I'm kiddin' here, folks!)

I'm just guessing here, but this cat probably goes apeshit on a game of Sudoku. "Look! Another biblical prophecy! It was in the local newspaper! As Nostradamus predicted!"

It's just such a mish-mash of biblical nonsense, Nostradamus, New Age foolery, delusional myopia, blended with survivalist advice, well, the whole damn website is so rich with perversely funny content, I could go on for DAYS (I kid thee not!) making fun of it.

Here's a very amusing run-on blithering:

Recommendations: What should the U.S. do?
(1) Most important: the people in the U.S. should have faith in President Bush. I believe that President Bush is divinely inspired to lead the U.S. through these crisis including the War against Terrorism. I think that President Bush represents St. George, the patron saint of England, St. George being a Christian Knight who was said to have slayed a dragon in Libya. President Bush will successfully defeat this multi-headed dragon of Moslem terrorism. And President Bush will successfully guide the U.S. economy through world economic chaos that is likely to increase over the next few years. Note that there was a major terrorist attack on trains in Spain on March 11 2004, so the Muslim terrorists are now striking targets in Europe. But fortunately there has not been a major Muslim terrorist attack in the U.S. since September 11. This is because President Bush has organized and strengthened Homeland Defense, to keep the Muslim terrorists from getting into the U.S., and preventing attacks in the U.S., and also because the U.S. has gone after the terrorists in their bases in Afghanistan and Iraq. Also see this page on the King James Bible Code which indicates both Presidents Bush have had a destiny that is encoded in the Bible, of defending the U.S.. Below is a King James Bible Code matrix, which appears to be about both Presidents Bush. It is in the Old Testament from Psalm 40:5-68:13, and contains AMERICA and BUSH. Also there is the phrase GOD IS MY DEFENCE. It speaks volumes about both Presidents Bush and that they have always put defending America first. Note that BUSH appears twice in this matrix, apparently representing both Presidents Bush. Also, there is the phrase WINGS OF A DOVE, this could relate to both Presidents Bush being pilots; it is in Psalm 68:13 "...yet shall ye be as the wings of a dove covered with silver, and her feathers with yellow gold." This could be a description of an airplane. And B in BUSH is in Psalm 56:9: "When I cry unto thee, then shall mine enemies turn back; this I know; for God is for me."


Equating either Shrub with a dove? Man, don't bogart that joint, my friend! Hey, do me! Am I an Old Testament prophet, or what?

Also see this page on a miraculous Virgin Mary image that appeared in Milton Massachusetts, where former President Bush was from, that I think also is a sign.

Was it a tortilla, or a cake this time?

Also, remember that it was the illuminated bush that spoke to Moses in the Bible, I think that the President's name is no accident; I think that President Bush will lead us through this War against Terrorism crisis as Moses led his tribe out of Egypt. Note that where the letter "W" is connected with President Bush, and the letter W had its origins in the Hebrew letter Vav, and in the mystical school of the Kabbalah Vav is connected with divine intervention by God in the affairs of man, a linking of God's divine energy to earth.


Gah! A kabbalistic Republican! The horror! The horror!

This agrees with the idea that President Bush is divinely inspired to lead the U.S. to victory in the War against Terrorism. Also note that "W" is similar to the small letter for "Omega" in Greek, and note that in Revelation 1 Christ is called "Alpha and Omega"; this also indicates that President Bush is divinely inspired to lead the U.S.. There were 2 political families that were destined to guide the U.S. through the 20th century and into the 21st century: Kennedy and Bush. Note that there were similar origins to both of these political familes: both George Bush and John Kennedy were World War 2 heroes in the South Pacific war against Japan.


How can anyone cross-reference GB with GWB AND JFK? GWB is the last president? Divinely inspired? Aye caramba! Just keep tailoring current events so they correspond with your world view, Chase.

I skipped over some of points 2-3, as they are the usual pro-Shrub rhetoric.

So people are starting to wake up to who the enemy is - and he's wearing a Muslim towel on his head. That is progress! Recognizing the problem is progress!

Towel-head? We're not...ethnocentric, are we?

(4) The U.S. should keep an eye on Russia and Red China, and especially watch out for a Red China- Russia military alliance in the SCO. Russian President Putin is likely to charm the world, but the U.S. should not trust Putin and should watch what he is doing. The SCO led by Putin is developing into the red 10 horned beast of the Antichrist, and Iran may join the SCO, which now includes Russia, China, and 4 Central Asian nations. In fact, if I am right and Putin is the Antichrist, then Putin I think at some level (he may not be aware of) is actually trying to bring the world to Armageddon, and the way he does that is by helping Iran build nuclear power plants which Iran will use to build nuclear weapons. Iran is building missles now. And Iran and Al Qaeda and other Muslim nations then may fire missles with nuclear weapons at Israel in 2007, and either has missles then with long enough range to fire them at the U.S., or Al Qaeda sneaks nuclear weapons into the U.S. in 2006-7 and sets them off. If Iran gets nuclear weapons they are crazy enough to use them against Israel and the U.S.! The U.S. must not let Iran get nuclear weapons! Al Qaeda may already have nuclear weapons they are smuggling into the U.S., see this page. And the U.S. needs to stop illegal immigration across the Mexican border, because Muslim terrorists can also enter the U.S. that way.


Note how he develops an Antichrist theme by the occasional name-dropping.

(5) A defense against an asteroid or comet hitting earth needs to be developed, since I think a large one could hit earth within a few years, since this is predicted in Revelation 8. The King James Bible code matrices I discovered indicate a possible asteroid impact in the ocean in 2007. And more tidal waves could occur, such as a Canary Islands tidal wave, another Asian tidal wave, or from an asteroid ocean impact. Possibly the U.S. could build some kind of wall or barrier off the East and West coasts as a defense against tidal waves.


Oooh! 'Cause the Bible matrix says so! Run for the high ground, people!

(6) Cold Fusion should be reexamined as an energy source. It could help the U.S. become energy independent. See these King James Bible Code matrices, which indicate Cold Fusion can be made to work, and may give clues on how to make it work. So far, only small amounts of energy have been produced by Cold Fusion, and most of the scientific community is skeptical of it. But the King James Bible Code appears to predict it one day will produce large amounts of power from sea water. And also see the matrices that may indicate time travel will somehow be possible with Cold Fusion. And I think it is when Hillary is President, beginning in 2009, that there will be a breakthrough in Cold Fusion research, resulting in it producing major amounts of electrical power for the U.S., and also this power can be used to produce hydrogen from water for powering cars, making the U.S. energy independent. I think that Hillary will support government research into Cold Fusion that will result in a breakthrough. Note that Palladium, the key metal used in Cold Fusion, is named after Pallas Athena, the Greek Goddess of Wisdom and Warrior Goddess, refer to this page on Hillary's astrological connection to Athena. I think that this is the key to Hillary's future connection to Cold Fusion. Only Athena had the keys to her Father Zeus's thunderbolts, Zeus being the Thunder and Lightning God. Cold Fusion is like the thunderbolts of Zeus.


So we have the KJV code matrices predicting cold fusion, Hillary's election as Prez, Hellenistic referents. Waitaminnit: what's all this about Zeus? Ain't supposed to 'have any gods' before the big Kahuna, right? So elements are named after Greek gods, so what?

(7) Generally, the prophecies discussed on this site may be changeable, if people will understand and listen to them and take appropriate action, such as building an asteroid defense, and striking first against these Muslim terrorists. This may be a test for the human race: if people will understand that the disasters described in Revelation are occurring, then it may be possible to change the future and avoid these disasters.


Asteroids and muslims and antichrists, oh my!

My Hero! This cat just goes ON and ON and ON. All this cobbled up (in part) by an old man on Wormwood in the First CE. His KJV spoutings remind me of a Chick tract. Is this one of those guys you see wandering around with a sandwich board, predicting apocalypse? Nostradamus? Numerology? I think he left out ouija boards, magic 8 balls, divining rods, tarot, and scented candles.

I've always said: "There are just some people who shouldn't do drugs." Apparently, there are folks who should NEVER be allowed near allegory.

I'm getting a little cross-eyed here, troops. Too much rubbish ruins the brain cells.

This concludes this episode of 'Allegories Gone Wild.' Soon to be a movie, which will go straight to video, and sold on late-night TV shows for only 9.95. I'll even throw in a set of...oh, never mind.

Till the next post, then.