This is one of the funniest clips from the Simpsons yet: not only does it lampoon the xtian view, it actually captures it spot on:
The next one not only spoofs xtianity, I think it EPITOMIZES the lack of knowledge the large percentage of the xtians in this country have of their own book of fables:
The next one however, saddens me to no end, as I always respected Chuck Norris (as a man, NOT as an actor, mind you):
If you watch as Mr. Norris talks, you'll note that his head wobbles, ever so slightly.
Very, very sad. Newsflash, Chuckles: no, NOT founded as an xtian nation, no, the Supreme Court has NOT okayed the bibble for use in schools, it's NOT an historical work, all in all, it's just a book, and a very poorly written one at that, full of egregious errors, contradictions, and LIES.
And the sooner everyone understands that, the better off we'll all be.
Till the next post, then.
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Perhaps we should call the number and threaten to sue them for libel. Harming the character of our nation by saying it was founded on Christianity. Tsk, tsk.
MF:
Perhaps we should call the number and threaten to sue them for libel. Harming the character of our nation by saying it was founded on Christianity. Tsk, tsk.
A class action suit? Against Chuck Norris? It's a funny idea.
Nah. It's freedom of speech. I don't like his opinion 1 bit, but hey, he's entitled to his opinion even if it's WRONG.
You have my permission to indulge in a few Norris jokes - he's actually pretty easy-going about them.
Thank you for the Simpson clips, I hadn't seen those. It would be so pleasurable to see the writers at the Simpsons do a feature film: THE BIBLE.
As for Chucky, his penultimate statment "we can change the course of our country and...we need it." is dripping with irony. (And his wife did a MUCH better job.)
remy:
As for Chucky, his penultimate statment "we can change the course of our country and...we need it." is dripping with irony.
Ain't it, though? Yeah, we need a change...of political parties.
Yeah, we need a change...of political parties.
Indeed.
Ka, you noted that Chucks head wobbles ever so slightly.
IS there a point to that statement? Has he been diagnosed with something? I'm just curious.
My son had a list of chuck noris jokes that are pretty funny.
SNTC:
IS there a point to that statement? Has he been diagnosed with something? I'm just curious.
Not really, but it may indicative of something. He IS getting up there in age.
Ka Said:"He IS getting up there in age."
Yes he is and did you see how young his wife was? Typical patriarchal christian. I just cant muster up any respect for the man.
SNTC:
Yes he is and did you see how young his wife was?
Er, ummm, I gotta confess, I'm a little jealous. & that's 1 66 yr old man I don't think I'd want to get in a scuffle w/.
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