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Thursday, May 03, 2007

A More Urbane Re-telling Of The Atheists' Favorite Fable - That Boat Don't Float

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Noah

Here's a brief clip (8 minutes) from the Joe Show (Joe Rogan).

It's very funny, and he sums it up pretty nicely.

Time to desert the sinking ship, I think.

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11 comments:

Chris Bradley said...

And, y'know, I mean, IT'S JUST LIKE TALKING TO NIRAN, hehe.

"Oh, that's crazy, no one can believe this weird story that's made by people that we know are full of shit."

"But when you see the evidence about this boat . . ."

Hehe.

beepbeepitsme said...

The video is a great example of religious faith. Not because religious faith is great, but because it shows that regardless of the questions asked, regardless of the evidence or the lack of it - there is only one possible answer for the person of religious faith. And that answer is - "Gawd did it."

It shows the uncompromising nature of religious faith. It shows how skepticism is ignored. The process for those of religious faith is always one of presupposing that what they believe is true, and then only accepting evidence or query which supports the presupposition.

beepbeepitsme said...

And labia licking is bad because?...

karen said...

That was hilarious!
I don't think I ever thought about the other people who must have had boats at the time before! HA!
Loved it!
Well worth the dial-up wait.

That dude that came to tell him about the boat on Ararat just didn't want to give up did he, HEHEHEH.

Krystalline Apostate said...

Nemesis - oh, you will, my friend, you will care.
You use AOL as your ISP, & you're in the UK.
Expect the phone to ring, or your parents to get an email.
Hehehehe.

Krystalline Apostate said...

Just keep digging your grave, you little pervert.

Krystalline Apostate said...

Lattitude 54, -2.
I'm taking printscreens.
You got a lotta 'splainin' to do.

karen said...

Neme's in the UK? Maybe Mummy and Da will give 'im a cookie for bashin' the mean old atheist Yanks.

Krystalline Apostate said...

Neme's in the UK, all right.
Uses Win XP, IE 6.0, javascript 1.3, etc.
It'll be fun, turning this teenager into the authorities.

remy said...

I don't see why it is so hard to believe in the Ark d Noah. His benevolent Daddy probably made the boat like the Tardis in Dr.Who, bigger on the inside than on the outside.

All the extra water came from outer space just for the flood then left through a whole in the atmosphere.

No one froze at altitude because of all the heat given off by the dinosaurs and one of Noahs daughters who was particularly hot.

They were able to breath because in those days animals exhaled very oxygen rich breath.

None of the plant-life was killed because everyone knows that all plants can swim.

'course it does seem odd that He didn't just snap his almighty fingers and erase all homo sapiens 'stead of killing every mother-living animal on the planet.

Krystalline Apostate said...

remy - yeah, & there's no mention of other folks having boats either.
Maybe ole YHVH snapped his fingers, & made them all unseaworthy?