Happy Zombie Day!

Cross posted at the Atheist Oasis

“Sweet Zombie Jesus!” – Professor Farnsworth, Futurama

Yes, that time of year has rolled around again (how the time flies) – where I point out (for the umpteenth time), that yes, Jesus is a zombie, by the purest technical definition, and then several people post responses insisting that no their favorite imaginary friend is in no uncertain terms not a zombie (but this time I won’t waste my effort trying to educate them…because delusional is as delusion does). Go look it up for yourself – but by all means keep your re-interpretation of reality to yourself.

So just for kicks and giggles, here's an old favorite of mine Sam Kinison (although at the time, I didn’t realize how misogynistic he sounds):

 

And the all time classic Robot Chicken short, Kill Bunny:

 

So have a funny bunny day, and try not to stuff your faces with too much chocolate (because we all know holiday chocolates are part of some vague shadowy ambiguous dentist conspiracy? Or is the internet lying to me yet again?).

Till the next post, then.