Cross posted @ the Atheist Oasis
Special Agent Seeley Booth: “Voodoo! Who's gonna believe that stuff?”
Dr. Temperance Brennan: “It's a religion, no crazier than... well, what are you? “
Booth: “Catholic. “
Brennan: “They believe in the same saints you do... in prayer... what they call spells, you call miracles... they have priests... “
Booth: “We don't make zombies. “
Brennan: “Jesus rose from the dead in three days... “
Booth: “Jesus is not a zombie! “ – Bones, The Man in the Morgue
How the time flieth. It’s yet another Happy Zombie Day!
And yes, I am unconvinced by all the drive-posters over the years (and even some of the regular commenters for this site) that the mythical man-child Jaybus was anything else besides a zombie.
It seems I’m not alone. Why, there’s even a movie out about it. And the ever-hysterical Uncyclopedia has an entry for it. Why, there’s even a church for it!
Talk about getting a lotta mileage out of a meme. Wow. Wish I could take credit for it.
And amongst the wailing butt-hurt minions of said zombie, this explanation of how Jaysus wasn’t a zombie is among the more amusing.
It is unfortunate, that there is no objectivity gene: it would have spared our species a great deal of nonsense.
For the nerds and nerdettes out there, does anyone recall this bit of Space Opera?
If you were/are a Farscape fan, this bit of weirdness is vastly amusing.
Till the next post, then.
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