(Hat tip to Pharyngula for these)
Turns out, not only am I a good guy, I'm also YHVH incarnate! Hey, I'm only kidding, being omni-anything is way too much work, so if any of you decide to worship me, then count yourself as Deists and carry on with your lives.
I do retain the divine right to peek in voyeuristically on the naughty bits: I was only human at one point, ya know, wink-wink, nudge-nudge, know what I mean?
(Can't seem to get the percentages to show properly, go figure.)
How evil are you?
| Which God or Goddess are you like? Your Result: The Christian God You are the Holy Lord. You are the shepherd and those that follow you are your lambs. You are kind and patient, but when need be, you are vile and creul. You are often asked for advice or wisdom, and you willingly give it. Congratulations!! You are God!! | |
| Buddha | |
| Jesus | |
| Goddess Bast | |
| Goddess Sekhemet | |
| God Zeus | |
| You are your own God or Goddess | |
| Satan | |
| Which God or Goddess are you like? Make Your Own Quiz | |
16 comments:
You are Budha. You are a very peaceful person, you love all who love you. You are a cheerful personality, and you have a great sense of humor. Congratulations!! You are Budha!!
I am my own god or goddess, which is a slightly disappointing answer, hehe.
I am Christ, of course. Followed by the Christian god, my own god, and the Buddha.
I'm also pure evil.
MF - you're pure evil AND you're my son?
You tell the holy spirit he'd best check in some time soon. ;)
BBIM - if you're the Buddha, I'd advise you avoid roadsides for a while. ;)
Are you the skinny buddha, or the plump 1?
Hehehehe.
KA:
I would like to imagine that I am the more thin thai looking buddha, but after eating a large packet of potato crisps, I feel more like the plump chinese buddha.
Apparently, I am not very godlike.
"Sorry to say, i have no answer that fits you. You are your very own person, and you like to do things your own way. You have stumped me this time, but i will soon make a quiz that will have your answer, just you wait..."
My results were:
You are Budha. You are a very peaceful person, you love all who love you. You are a cheerful personality, and you have a great sense of humor. Congratulations!! You are Budha!!
Followed closely by the christian god and my own god or goddess--almost a complete tie between those two.
I reckon I am the plump buddha. ;)
Oh, and good news, in a couple of days, I'm getting cable internet. No more dial -up! Yippee!
On the evil meter, I am "twisted", which means barely evil. It said while I'm not completely evil, I can easily change my ways if I ever desire to do so. If a tough decision arises, I'll choose the option that favors me.
Oh well. I aspired to more evil on the meter, but I guess this fits the
happy buddha. ;p
zac - don't feel bad, I'd have rather had your results.
Most of my answers were fairly benign, except that I answered 'yes' to having a bad temper.
Which is why (I guess) I was YHVH.
karen - so if you're female, & you score 'Buddha', that means you're Kuan-Yin, goddess of mercy?
Odd, I'd always considered 'twisted' as being a lot more than 'barely' evil. Subjective definitions, I suppose.
P.S congrats on the DSL! Means I won't have to do the transcription thing anymore, eh? ;)
Oh, and good news, in a couple of days, I'm getting cable internet. No more dial -up! Yippee!
Ah, poor child. You haven't known the bliss of high speed internet up to this point. May Gates bless you.
KA,
Your "satan" score is a bit too low. Im concerned about your commitment to the diabolical arts, my friend ;)
meso
I have experienced high speed by the grace of others who allowed me to use their computers. They said, "Just try a little; it won't hurt you." And I knew at once that I could never get enough...I dragged my feet, debating over satellite or cable, and kept telling myself it would be a reward for cleaning the computer room.
Then I finally made the call, and in 2 days, I will be hooked up and $35 more in the hole each month.
Yes, may Gates bless me!!!
KA
Yep, no more transcriptions...at least not for my sake. And I do appreciate the effort you put forth n that area.
As for being Kuan Yin instead of Buddha, I dunno. Is that a lateral position or a step down the ladder?
I demand to be a female Buddha if it's not equal status! Hmmm, wonder if that's my twisted evil side coming through? ;)
Aaron - I am duly shamed at my low score, & will make penance at our next black mass.
Oops. Another trade secret slipped out.
Devil take the hindmost!
karen:
35$! Wow, why so much? AT&T's offering it at 13 - 15$ a month.
& despite what any patriarch might say, the female version is usually superior, so don't sweat it, babe.;)
...They said, "Just try a little; it won't hurt you." And I knew at once that I could never get enough......I will be hooked up...each month.
Is it me, or does this sound like drugs?
meso
The drug connection is what I was going fer! ;)
KA
35$! Wow, why so much?
Prolly cos of where I live. As far as I know, AT&T doesn't offer it here. My choices are cable or local satellite co. link up. Since I already deal with the cable Co. for TV service, I'm getting it bundled with that service. I've seen ads on TV for lower rates, but apparently they were for areas other than my small rural one. :(
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